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07-Sep-2017 08:32

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I keep getting mail asking "Do you think your mate might shag me".............!Erm, last time I looked I wasn't wearing my big purple number with a hat and stacked heels and a big gold chain...(is that what Pimps wear??Sheets of satin would be a delicious environment for the activity although I could be persuaded by crisp Egyptian cotton.Actually i am feeling horny as a horny thing on a particularly horny day - bri-nylon would do.)I quite often use the line myself.................saves all the fannying about...."would you like to chat for 300years on here"......."do u have webcam"................."fancy a coffee? ........................FFS, do u want a shag or not???I think it would largely depend on circumstance wouldn't it ?Or do they just assume that all women should be treated like hookers? don't assume they're all after a one nighter though.Oh look, he's managed to turn it into a man bash fest.

Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing... I tend to say "how would like me to take you to heaven between sheets of satin? And no, it didn't work on me - it takes a bit more class than that where I'm concerned!I've been asked more times than I have asked and yes it works and yes sometimes you get a slap instead. I love people that think that their opinion or approach is the only one..